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emmettkingsleigh:

I’ve honestly never heard that. I always think it’s weird when people give dogs human names.

I don’t want to accidentally warp her perceptions of dogs forever…

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I once knew a Doberman named Angela…

Disney warps perceptions of dogs. I want a Dodger but I have yet to find a singing Jack Russell who will let me put a neckerchief on him.

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mroliverchambers:

Only a tiny bit? Dang it… however can I fall into the lady’s good graces again?

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Grovelling usually works.

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emmettkingsleigh:

Is Millie a… popular dog’s name? I’ll try to avoid any dogs… I haven’t really exposed Rory to any dogs yet and I’m a bit scared of doing so.

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There were a lot of spaniels back in England called Millie. And just make ‘woof!’ noises with a plushie. It’ll be a few years before she can tell the difference.

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emmettkingsleigh:

We could start her with ‘Millie’, maybe?

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I think you’re onto something. I just hope she doesn’t come across any dogs called Millie. I’d hate to be confused with a poodle.

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emmettkingsleigh:

Oh, definitely. Millicent this… Millicent that. Your name is very easy to say…

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Yeah, I mean, four syllables. How hard is that for a little one?

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emmettkingsleigh:

She’s good! A check up tomorrow, nothing to worry about. She asks about you, well, I’m sure she would if she could.

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I’m going to pretend she doesn’t shut up about me.

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mroliverchambers:

Well to my defense, I was in London at the time… Coming all the way to New York, for a ring, that was just a little bit too crazy for me.

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…You can be a tiny bit forgiven.

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emmettkingsleigh:

I can’t believe someone is letting me care for a child…

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Speaking of, how is Little Miss Gorgeousface?

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mroliverchambers:

I did indeed. Thank you. I think she was mostly happy that I didn’t pick out her ring on my own, I had help.

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Dude! I work at Tiffany’s and I don’t remember helping you. I’m not going to lie, I’m a little offended right now.

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emmettkingsleigh:

… I’ve made a terrible mistake.

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Maybe a little one?

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